January 2010
I really want my dad to get a reality show. We’d call it: “The Dumbass Whisperer”
Can’t wait to have a very happy sweet tits new year
December 2009
WRITER’S BLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am so grateful for it, but Mastering the Art of French Cooking is one intimidating cookbook.
Dear Penthouse Forum…
I love Grease. It tells the old familiar tale of a woman becoming a hormon crazed slut to win her man. Tell me about it, stud.
Happy Holidays. Macy’s on her DS, Josh is playing Sims on Macy’s laptop, Amanda’s fucking around on her itouch, and I can’t seem to untether myself from the interwebs. Strangely, I have the urge to turn on the television. I feel like I am missing out on some amazing late night show or special or…… not.
I am comfortable enough in my sexuality to say that yes, I actually find Tim Curry and Eddie Izzard incredibly sexy when they are in drag.
Come with us now on a journey of time and space
About to watch The Who rock honors with Macy and Dad. DAAAAMN this is going to be AWESOME on the new tv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Speaking of which, I have church tomorrow →
Even better!!! →
OH MY GOD IT IS REAL I WANNA GO →
I wonder if they did any reference for the “Gay Rodeo” on King of the Hill, or if Mike Judge just made it up.
crochet goddess. Yeah, that’s me. :)
Jersey Shore in 15. God bless stereotypes!
Velcomen....
Dammit, I forgot how amazing Liza is in Caberet. I used to seriously want to BE her. I still kinda do. She’s pathetic but lovable… so I guess I at least have those 2 down. Now for the talent part…..
Oh this reminds me… SANTA HEY COLLEEN WOULD REALLY LIKE THE CD or DVD or RUFUS!RUFUS!RUFUS! does JUDY!JUDY!JUDY! PLEASE
Doctor Who?
So I know everyone is becoming a big angry headless squid about the new young Doctor for Doctor Who, but I would just like to say BLAH! I have high hopes. Sure, he’s young, sure, his hair is kind of side parted in an emo-esque way, but look at his credentials http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Smith_(actor)#Doctor_Who.
The same producers who cast Tennant, Piper, Tate, and all the other...
Waters of Mars, Cosmos of Venus
New Doctor Who: “Waters of Mars”. Of course, it’s really well written, really well made, and who doesn’t love some Tennant, but honestly this episode is not too unlike “Sunshine”, “Polaris”, “The Abyss”, or any other OMG DEADLY VIRUS AMONG US ON A SPACE STATION movie.
The ending is superb, though. Love it when the Doc mixes it up and...
Curves →
mundane post mania
Time to watch The Little Couple with my mommy! Damnit I gotta figure out my gifts for peeps this year… I really wanna buy handmade, but where can I do that in Arlington, other than online?
Procrastination is a virtue
damnit I hate studying. I can’t study. ZERO skills. ZILCH. I would much rather spend my day on the internet. I love the environment, don’t get me wrong. The sounds of other studying and typing away make me silently giddy (ZOMG I’M IN COLLEGE), and being in a library (you know, the big building with all the books?) is definitaly like being in the womb for me. HOWEVER, I would much...